Bill O’Reilly used to regularly attack George Tiller and call him “Tiller the Killer” on his show. Until, you know — whoopsiedoodles! — a terrorist murdered him. So it’s not like there’s no precedent for Fox News chodes causing violence.

I find it wild that presumably* the reason Chrissy came after Courtney so hard is because Chrissy found it distasteful and offensive to her “feminist” sensibilities that Courtney rode a sexualized public persona** and juicy tabloid-ready marriage to fame...which is, ahem, EXTREMELY ironic considering Chrissy…

lol 13 months for him and nothing for his partner is not “lengthy.” 

Your mom is living my absolute dream! So jealous / inspired.

They don’t need the votes, they need the courts. And they have the courts.

Their goal is far beyond banning abortion in red states or even beyond banning it in blue states — they want to criminalize it nationwide and move onto birth control next. They want El Salvadorian style laws where women can be jailed for miscarriages.

I know (otherwise) smart people (all men, natch) who won’t shut up about how “revolutionary” and smart and well-rounded he is and it makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. As an aside, I find it fascinating that women are stereotypically seen as the gender that blindly follows celebrities and TV self-help…

Update: I went for round two and was a little less enthusiastic this time haha. I got a cheesy gordita crunch and the beefy 5 layer burrito with the fake meat. By the last bite I was kind of over it. It was still pretty good compared to other kinds of fake meat, but I think if this were to become a permanent menu…

Yoooooo I tried it today and IT’S REALLY FUCKING GOOD. Really flavorful and no weird soy aftertaste. A little wet (which I didn’t mind because the sauce was delicious), and a little salty, but no more salty than any other fake meat product or, let’s be honest, fast food in general. The other great thing is Taco Bell…

Could possibly be helpful! “Attachment figures” are often romantic partners, but can also totally be platonic friends or family members. Attachment styles can impact all kinds of relationships, and apparently originate from the dynamics we have with our caregivers in childhood.

Even if you have a secure attachment…

Attachment theory truly changed my life. One day I was complaining to my boss for the millionth time about my ex who I was madly in love with who yanked me around for years and confused the shit out of me at every turn, and she was like “go back to your desk right now and google ‘dismissive avoidant’ — you will read a…

Del is a million times better than Taco Bell. Del is my ride or die fave fast food of all time. It’s cheaper and much better quality than Taco Bell. Also Del has Coke products and Taco Bell has Pepsi which is trash.

Google “anxious preoccupied attachment style.” Learning about attachment theory won’t magically fix these feelings, but it will help explain them and make you feel a lot less crazy.

Signed,
An anxious preoccupied lady whose unappreciative trash ex still lives in her head rent-free

Imagine being vegetarian and liking Taco Bell occassionally as a guilty pleasure and waiting your whole fucking life for this.

I live in SoCal and I eat “real” Mexican food literally every day. Sometimes you just want garbage. Sometimes you’re on a road trip and it’s the only option. Let people enjoy things.

I know this is besides the point but FUCK I miss Tasti D-Lite. I just got a huge pang of first-year-in-NYC nostalgia. 

I actually kind of understand the necessity of the statement for someone famous who notoriously uses that twitter A LOT. If she disappeared without notice it would def be *A Thing* and she’d end up having to explain herself regardless. It’s the coming back 3 weeks later that’s so goofy. My beef is with the people who…

People who pull a “fuck you, I’m leaving this cursed website!” tantrum and then immediately come back like “hi guys, didja miss me???” are among the most obnoxious, thirsty ass, annoying dorks on earth.

We all have at least one friend who does this this, and it’s just so fucking embarrassing. I already thought Chrissy…

Oh, ok. So still during the pandemic. I mean...good for you for being cautious I guess, although not great for the Disney staff who it seems might have been at risk from guests who came to the park knowing they were at high risk for catching COVID from their jobs.

I know being a Disney fanatic is a totally harmless and even sweet and pure hobby in an increasingly monstrous garbage world, but I’ll never not gently roll my eyes a little at Disney Adults.