Metallic green is great though.

Buy green. Green works well on most cars. Forest green, olive green, British Racing green, etc. Just don’t do metallic green.

So what you’re saying is their car didn’t have a Lada mass.

Actually that means you’re a 0 attention span Gen Z’er. Millennials will watch up to 5 minutes. As Gen X, I can handle up to about a 20 minute youtube video before I refuse to watch. And Boomers can watch videos of infinite length is my understanding.

Yeah, I nearly fell asleep writing this’n.

Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a car blogger. And then other times I remember you have to read and write about BMW’s SUV lineup and I just pity you.

It’s only that it has those tacky chromed wheels which makes me believe there’s actually a car under all that mess.

Yes. I was banned on Jezebel (probably after my first post) but my witty insights are still (somewhat) appreciated here. 

This Veneno on this color has to be one of the most ugly supercars ever made

It’s kind of mind blowing to me that the Veneno sold for that much. I know it’s rare and all, but it’s essentially an Aventador with an ugly body kit, and this particular one is painted in the least flattering colour imaginable for that design.

2000ish Lincoln Continental to the same era Ford Windstar. Why? Because it can be done, and because fuck your expectations. You might roll up alongside in your Honda Odyssey and look over at me in my Windstar expecting to trade sympathetic glances with another flaccid, pussy-whipped, emasculated middle-managing yes…

A Triumph Spitfire...

The future is going to be great. But until then, there is a gap to fill. Where’s the option on the Uber app to call a “Uber Windowless Van”?

I always find it so funny to see people like you, who take such tremendous pride in your own ignorance.

Disagree. All the space of a crossover with the ride-height, silhouette, and dynamics of a sedan/coupe.

I’m officially an old and a BMW fan. Had some of their obscure cars (Z3 coupe and Z4MCoupe) and a 2002 in high school. But if they are only now breaking your heart, you have the tolerance and patience of a Saint. They lost my gaze years ago.

If a forest service truck can get through it, so can the gladiator stock...

“Everyone knows most of them only go for the look, while a few actually go for the function.”

A turd is a turd is a turd. Speed doesn’t matter.

Based on the above, it appears Mercedes may be attempting to do the world a favor and kill all those who pick the illuminated star.