Sometimes I put a leash on my semi-automatic and just drag it around the neighborhood. It likes to shoot and trees. Sometimes it tries to go after cars so I have to give it a stern talking to. NO SEMI AUTOMATIC. BE A GOOD SEMI AUTOMATIC OR I WILL PUT YOU BACK UNDER MY BED.

What an entitled piece of shit.

Even if it’s true he was taking care of the boy, we can’t read his mind. He’s a wild animal and it could have turned ugly in an instant. We just don’t know and all these “what ifs” aren’t helping anyone.

Seriously. The gorilla was putting on a macho performance. There was nothing nurturing about pushing the little boy around and dragging him by his little leg.

Keep seeing this “The gorilla was being kind!” reaction.. Are people just not seeing the part where he grabbed the child by the foot and dragged him through the water repeatedly?

What about the part where he was dragging the baby in the water by it’s leg?

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

She’s in her 80s ... I think her use of “whatever” was not in the dismissive tone you use it here.

JFC.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

As a student of international criminal justice, I will be forever sad at this completely missed opportunity to be better than the terrorist. What a trial this could have been! What a precedent for future generations. But alas.

Back home, when the queue was too long in women’s’ bathrooms, i used to go over at the mens. Suddenly, I feel very revolutionary.... Seriously, what is the deal with the bathroom in this country?

really? #notallmen is your response?

Kids on a leash is a real thing, but it should not be.

NOTHING MATTERS TODAY ONLY PRINCE AND I CAN’T STOP YELLING ABOUT IT!

Beauty open thread!!!!!

Fuck zoos.

I’ve gathered you’re quite popular around here, so I’m probably going to get my ass handed to me for even asking you this, BUT:

Lol, he was all can I get back to my beer now.