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9/30/16

Something that I’ve noticed recently that’s common among Trump supporters is a proud lack of patriotism. They don’t try to dismiss the fact that Trump is not good for America, because fuck America. I don’t necessarily think that unquestioned loyalty to your country is a good thing, but they lack a commitment to a…

9/29/16

Yes to both.

9/29/16

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

9/29/16

You cared enough to comment over your disdain.

9/29/16

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

9/29/16

somebody photoshop laserbeams shooting out those eyes, stat.

9/29/16

So true.

9/29/16

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

9/28/16

Helping sick people and punching douchebags?

9/27/16

Because they are charismatic and fun to watch? Both have excellent comedic timing and aren’t terrible to look at.

9/27/16

I love James Corden. He reminds me of a grown-up Teddy Ruxpin.

9/27/16

Healthy adults go out among people who are elderly, pregnant, very young, or care for them. The flu shot isn’t 100% effective, either.

9/27/16

9/27/16

Magnificent.

9/27/16

You have just won the internet for the entire election season. I’ll be using this. I’ll be sorely disappointed if it’s not a viral meme by this time tomorrow. A GALAXY of stars for you, and thanks for the genuine laugh in the midst of my election anxiety.

9/27/16

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

9/26/16

Tolerating each other’s bullshit since 1993 over here.

9/26/16

Thank goodness he didn’t use a pressure cooker, or else we might have to have a rigorous debate about domestic security policy to make sure something like that wouldn’t happen anymore here in the States.

9/23/16

Dear reader, I would like to recommend to you a little site called Reddit, and specifically https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/. “TIFU” stands for “today I fucked up.” People share stories of embarrassment and hilarity. Other users respond. A good time is had by all. See you next year!

9/23/16

It is my understanding that if you seal a divorce in a box with radioactive material that has a 50% chance of decaying and releasing a particle that will break a vial full of poison, it attains a superposition in which the thumb is sideways until you open the box and observe it.