I like this, but while we’re talking girl squad songs please can I take the opportunity to share this from Nadia Rose because I’ve watched this video roughly 75 times and I need to tell everyone how much I love it.

I hate that the AP article headline calls him a “family man.”

yeah he should worry about that, using the wrong body wash and not reinforcing your MANLY HIDE might result in you splitting open like a viscera-stuff water balloon*

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.

What you or anyone “thinks” they are trying to do is irrelevant. Freedom of and from religion—no matter if you find the religion annoying or not. I don’t get to decide that no one could actually believe that “rise from the dead” mumbo jumbo and you don’t get to decide how serious others are.

I wish these morons would just be honest and say that “religious freedom” to them means free reign for Christainity and restriction/suppression for any other religion or belief system. I'd have more respect for them if they were at least up front about their fuckery rather than trying to mask their hypocrisy with a…

*Nickelodeon

It’s easy to hate on the Disney factory line pop star prototype, but bitch got pipes.

I just feel bad for the frog. I know, they’re prey animals, everything eats them. But does he have to torture them?

I have always loved her for some reason. I know she’s supposedly difficult to work with and I’m sure a lot of the stories told about her have more than a grain of truth to them, but I don’t care! Brenda/Prue/Heather Duke FOREVER. Go get it, ShanDo. Show cancer who the biggest bitch really is.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

Hildi was a nightmare.

It’s called a pant suit because women’s suits can also have skirts.

can’t nobody talk shit about ‘Ye no more.”

can’t nobody talk shit about ‘Ye no more.”

When I was 16 I had to have “the talk” with my parents. And by “the talk,” I mean “Stop it with the soft toilet seats, the whole town thinks we’re tender butted weirdos.”

“A Trump Presidency will turn the economy around and restore the great American tradition of giving each new generation hope for brighter opportunities* than those of the generation that came before.”