I know we all a handful of the bloggers here love to pile on Tesla and their fan-boyish owners Ryan Felton has an all consuming rage against their CEO.

Isn’t it funny how they make rules like 2 hour parking, in order to make us criminals if we don’t pay money to fund them?

Felton’s tone in this article screams “god damnit”.

Tesla also dropped the price off the dual motor by $1000, come on Jalopnik if you’re report it report the whole thing.

The only thing sadder than the fanbois are the haters clinging to now irrelevant former problems

Well, literally any other car would immediately drift and crash if you took your hands off the wheel but okay, keep irrationally hating on the safest car ever rated.

Never put an ICE engine block in the frunk...

David, I hope you (and Patrick) read this - a sincere thank you for writing up a great article on Tesla the car company without a single mention of Elon Musk, much less anything about his recent social media activity and/or relationship status and/or personal opinion of him.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeanbaptiste/2018/10/09/tesla-outsells-mercedes-benz-in-america-and-bmw-is-next/#67f7d94b7562

Hey, hey, HEY!  You’re not allowed to post well thought out, well reasoned, comments that are complimentary to Tesla!  This is Jalopnik!

I think it’s fair to say that Tesla does a lot of big picture stuff right. There’s a lot of engineering cleverness designed into these cars - something that engineers hired by competitors to tear them apart have repeatedly reported/acknowledged. On the crash protection front, they took full advantage of having a…

I’m no Musk fan but as a Michigan resident I am wondering why you are not reporting on his contribution to Flint Michigan?

1st: Crazy idea. Asking for proof instead of implicitly trusting someone that stands to profit should you agree with them.

Patrick, thanks for not slipping this story to Ryan for coverage. His anti-Musk/Tesla boner is quite tiresome.

Any chance you can name another automobile manufacturer that has recieved a perfect 5-star safety rating across every category for every car that it has ever built?

You have to understand that a car focused website like this would be populated by quite a few Dealers and salespeople who are freaked out over the idea of people being able to buy a new vehicle without going through them and their all their BS.

Where did Tesla touch you?

Or we could . . . ya know . . . celebrate that relatively new American car company, despite all of its flaws, is a) actually producing cars, and b) making some safe ones at that.

Cool, call me when he actually gets any form of punishment for it. Like most rich assholes nothing will happen to him. 

1st Gear: Goodbye to Those Little Nissans