"Disagreeing" with a homosexual "lifestyle" is like disagreeing with red hair or brown eyes.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

I see a lot of commentary on this - all of it good - that "Dads who have daughters should read this!" or whatever.

"Title IX laws require almost all university employees to report any sexual assault allegations they have knowledge of to a supervisor, campus police, or the Student Conduct office, even if no official complaint has been lodged."

So you wouldn't want to work for this website because they are allowed to have fun while presumably getting paid for it?

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Okay? So? The world can care about two things at once, for fucks sake. Would it better to just be grim and dour? This is good community fun, man, come on; just enjoy the ride. Don't fuck up everyone's fun because you can't find humor in community.

it's like 9:45 at night. The fuck are you doing right now that's so important? This shit is SCIENCE!

Don't worry, you were never talented enough to work for this website.

I see nothing wrong with getting paid to do this and comment on sports at the same time.

Yes, how dare people have fun and enjoy the sense of community that comes along with something like this. How tragic that we take a break amidst the terribleness of the world to enjoy a shared something. Man, humanity is going down the drain fast!

Memphis is doing fine playing what's currently an "against the grain" kind of style, and they hired John Hollinger, who knows a bit about analytics. The thing is that Memphis is playing that style while still accommodating new information and the new rules. (The rules changes don't get brought up enough.) The point…

Most NFL stadiums suck for soccer and you don't need 32 for the Confed Cup. Many countries have purpose-built soccer stadia that are much closer together for travel purposes. I'd love to see the Cup played here (and the World Cup, too), but it's OK to admit that the USA! USA! isn't the best at everything.

on the Spurs broadcast last night,

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

Counter-counterpoint: Ben Wyatt is one of the funniest characters on the show and his introduction into the show helped tremendously to make it what it is.

In the last 3 seasons, Ben has been top 3.

Someone likes Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa way too much. (I do have a soft spot for Jean Ralphio, but come on.)

This is LITERALLY a bad list Drew Magary!

so this is just a random list of names