"Now you're gonna have trouble. There's gonna be some dropped balls. How do you fix that?"

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Billy Hunter tried to replace Fisher with Jason Kidd, but the Secretary Treasurer shot him down.

Following Japanese custom for actions that cause great shame, Ito-san later threw himself from a cliff in the sacred Aokigahara forest at the base of Mount Fuji. There was one survivor.

Fig Em indeed

Sweet Jesus. +1

God: He thinks it's that easy, huh?

Hock ee?

The last time there was an attack this bad by a Jason involving a chip, Whitlock's roommate had eaten the whole bag of Ruffles.

In other casting news, Daniel Radcliffe is rumored to be up for the part of Mike McQueary, as he has prior experience in revealing horse play.

And here I thought Great Falls were marked by an excess of colorful Leafs.

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"Put the stupid fucking media up for auction. ¿Why didn't I think of that?"

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Water its living strength first shows, When obstacles its course oppose.

Breaking: Andy Reid resigns as HC of the KCC, demands interview with the Eagles.

This ... This is wonderful. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking my love pistol (633) on a trip down the hershey hi way (507) with my favorite mattress princess (662) to buy a kumquat (595) from the local k mart (584). Gonzagas! (482)

The move to the AL will be a boon for the Astros; last year showed that no amount of #1 hits could keep Houston's head above water.

The name alone (including nickname) gets the 'yes' vote from me. It just feels like it belongs on a bronze plaque. When you add in the body of work, it's a hole-in-one.

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