The last time there was an attack this bad by a Jason involving a chip, Whitlock's roommate had eaten the whole bag of Ruffles.

In other casting news, Daniel Radcliffe is rumored to be up for the part of Mike McQueary, as he has prior experience in revealing horse play.

And here I thought Great Falls were marked by an excess of colorful Leafs.

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"Put the stupid fucking media up for auction. ¿Why didn't I think of that?"

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Breaking: Andy Reid resigns as HC of the KCC, demands interview with the Eagles.

This ... This is wonderful. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking my love pistol (633) on a trip down the hershey hi way (507) with my favorite mattress princess (662) to buy a kumquat (595) from the local k mart (584). Gonzagas! (482)

The move to the AL will be a boon for the Astros; last year showed that no amount of #1 hits could keep Houston's head above water.

The name alone (including nickname) gets the 'yes' vote from me. It just feels like it belongs on a bronze plaque. When you add in the body of work, it's a hole-in-one.

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That is quite an acute criticism.

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After such a hard collision, I hope he doesn't end up... 'Owling Mad.

I smell a new SyFy movie!

If the ball rests on the edges, and the opponent moves the basket, it shall count as a goal.

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I like the 9th as the wild card. Anything is possible with the 9th amendment.

Now I'm imagining a Star Wars trilogy based on Maya mythology, and I'm rather excited. The Hero Twin stories could probably work.