I’m confused—based on the two clips, it sounds like the only thing that muted was “Fuck ’em”, which I mean of course that was muted.

Chris Kattan was one of the saddest motherfuckers I’vd ever driven.First he asks if everything on the bill is taken care of: translate no tip. Then when I get him to the hotel and check the back, everything is gone. Waters, a bowl full of Starbursts ( chocolates, while more elegant, are melty), newspapers, even the…

Oh so he was just method acting his way into sexual assault, okay. That makes it fine, he’s just really, really professional.

Fuck that noise, Hitler already stole an entire mustache all by himself, I’m not letting them steal a haircut I’ve been rocking since college and women seem to genuinely like on me.

I’ve never heard of Glossier but am on their website, now. Though the makeup isn’t quite my style, I do appreciate how they show what the lipstick will look on different shades of skin. This is very helpful, and I wish more companies would follow suit.

Going to have to disagree with the snark here. I’m very, very happy to see a female-led beauty startup achieve the crazy levels of funding and success that they have. So many of the power-players in this industry are men giving their best approximation of “what women want” (which for so long appeared to be heavily…

It is a Sikh style turban. I am a Sikh. For me, normalizing turbans is a good thing because many Sikh’s died and lost their jobs after 9/11. Sikhs do try to educate others about the Sikh faith by holding turban tying events where they will tie a turban on a passer by. Also, politicians will have events where they get…

The confusion is due to the fact that Klimt did two portraits of the same woman, Adele Bloch-Bauer. The movie Woman in Gold was about portrait #1, but Oprah owned portrait #2, which is very colorful.

They’re supposed to be a realistic friend and plaything - a stopgap between baby dolls and no dolls for girls aged 8 -12.

People in my neighborhood get REAL up in arms over handicap placards. There’s a car in the neighborhood with a utility rack and people were discussing whether to slash it’s tires or have it towed and I’m like “but people can be handicapped AND have use for a utility rack on their car?”

Well now you have to give us pictures! In fact, maybe everyone can send in pictures and we can have a follow-up to this article???

Oh, man. Say...uh...is she single?

I feel like he gets a pass for all those psychotic messages he left Oksana Grigorieva because she was painted as a gold-digger. He admitted domestic violence in those tapes.

It’s a screenshot from a fucking wonderful tv show called Chewing Gum.

But you shower and I assume rub chemicals all over yourself to clean so your Foodbabe level of “chemicals are bad! science is scary!” is not good enough.

...Or it was basically sanctioned. “Cost of doing business with such a hardcore military team” type of excuse from the head honchos.

That begs the question: does deer sex ever look consensual? Would people who aren’t learned on the subject of deer behavior recognize the signs?

From what I’ve seen of the show and press for it, the whole business is very pro-women. It isn’t anti gay, but she’s trying to create a safe space for women to get lit and get spoiled. Specifically black women. Her Twitter comment just backs that up, you’re welcome to come through but she didn’t make this for men.

back in school I used to hide a dick in every project. My friends would search for my hidden penises

I expected a NSFW pic to be included and this is the first time in my life I'm disappointed to not see dicks. You're a pixelated dick tease.