"Emily Bronë" is right there, folks.

"Lemonsnatch"

Turhan Bey

I think the high-end mascot costumes use battery-powered recirculating water loops with blue-ice packs in the reservoir; I'm sure there are homemade versions of that.

Man, "Miracle Whip" takes on a whole new meaning…

"fwap-bait"?

I wondered that too - I was thinking temperature sensor so it waited until it was in the cooler, but that's TV-efficient - in real life something like that would probably take an hour not 2 minutes.

Louisiana's LeRoux, an otherwise competent Southern Rock band, was damned to the Hell of One Hit Wonders by their maudlin ballad "New Orleans Ladies". How a song that induces spontaneous vomiting becomes a hit, I don't know, but it caused their potential fame to "sashay by"…

Ah, I see you've played Batty Stoogey before…

Bones of four fifty shows lie strewn about his lair…

No Coke; Pepsi.

Yes, but normally there are blipverts involved.

I think there's a YouTube helper app where you can watch them both Side by Side.

I swear for a second I thought you were talking about the Cloverfield sequel…

It's new; she's only done 3 so far.

Right, it comes off as either entitlement, or thrill-seeking at other people's expense.

Nope.

… boogie shoes?

A.V. Logorrhea
Bah Bah Wake-up Sheeple
Little Trump-er Boy

In Soviet Russia, you are here to see an airplane!