Is she single?

“Tim Tebow”
“What is the Jerusalem Mohels?”

18th-19th-20th-century Presidents

How will ANY team win today with these distractions. Could set a record for ties today.

I’m not sure this is an escalation. Seems more like they are just trying to avoid the issue entirely. Tomlin never says in that clip that he supports anything other than avoiding distractions.

Can you imagine if two teams went on field and spiked the ball on the first eight plays?

Counterpoint: He is PHENOMENAL at being petty. It’s greatest (and only) talent. The complete lack of necessity is what raises it to an art form. I’ve never seen an adult human so completely unable to take the mildest ribbing. If a 3 year old stuck their tongue out at Trump, Trump would spend the next 3 weeks tweeting…

huh

Here’s how I look at it.

Beyond that we acknowledge that Wizards are cool in D&D, movies, and games. I don’t get why he thinks that would lead to people joining the KKK. How does he imagine that going?

Kid: I really wish I could be a wizard.
KKK: Join the KKK, we will call you a wizard
Kid: But isn’t racism wrong?
KKK: How about Grand Wizard, and…

It’s closer to being a planet than “Getting hit by Cassini,” which I notice is on your list. Explain yourself.  

Opposing defenses and their coaches are people too.

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

Come on. Tell me you wouldn’t be entertained by the shit show results of Bengal players going public with their desire for Kap to replace Dalton.

What’s funny is that the number 69 can also be used to refer to a sex act.

Asked for comment, Gronk replied “Huh-huh-hehehe-huh... my groin... 69...”

Sometimes, you just have to lay back and enjoy the wall.

And my five-year-old came in and she looked at the TV and said, “Daddy, are those boys playing basketball?”