As Secretary of State, her foreign policy was a miserable failure from just about every angle.

Tom Brady didn’t deflate balls. He had assistants deflate balls for him. So there.

Wow - maybe we’ll see these two teams play each other on Sunday Night Baseball sometimes now!

Huh. I’d’ve guessed hepatitis.

The enemy of my enemy is still a dickhole.

How dare you not jump to ridiculous conclusions based solely upon your unquestioned prejudices. You, sir, are very un-American!

I can’t decide if this is a feel-good story or not until I find out if Newton dabbed orotherwise danced.

No. Your chili is bad.

It’s true, Wang sure is hard to pronounce

Then make a flag that represents the region of the southern US without it being a confederate battle flag, flying a flag that represents the side who fought in large part to keep slavery around makes you a racist or someone who doesn’t care about the history behind the flag you’re flying.

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

“Unfortunately my season ended last night.”

Because it is a lot easier to hide behind THE TROOPS than it is to have a discussion on an uncomfortable subject.

“Thanks asshole, I havent seen it yet.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

the relationship had always been rather one-sided, but thats how it works when one person is a celebrity.

It’s only easy because you are missing the point. These monuments in large part weren’t constructed to honor the losing side of a civil war. It’s ludicrous to believe such a thing. They were constructed to serve as a representation of the noble cause of the “white man’s” proper role over that of the “colored man”. …