I went out to dinner with Monta Ellis and Nick Young once. After the food was served I said, “Could you pass me the salt?” Both looked at me with blank stares on their faces.

Bad game?! I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He’s averaging over twice as many points per game as his old man did at Washington State.

He needs to fail at least long enough to give us a Crying LaVar meme.

Not many, for sure. But he won’t have to carry that title belt for long. Grayson Allen’s going to have the home fans rooting against him.

Honestly, I think Nunes is good looking anyway. Dudes are insecure about a chick with any muscles. I also get amused that when I say that people are like “har har, you’re barking up the wrong tree.” Like sexual orientation is the SINGLE barrier between me getting with Amanda Nunes.

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Dunham’s telling of this anecdote as if it were funny (and not suggestive of psychological problems) was indeed disturbing. But the implication by her various, mostly right-wing scapegoaters that a seven year old is morally responsible for her actions was also pretty disturbing.

I’m quite confused by your use of the word “another” in that sentence.

The nonsense about her exploring her sister’s private parts is just dumb Republican trying to tear someone down.

More twists than an M. Night Shymalan film.

Good-god man! I mean, WUT?!

Someone take this out of the greys, what a journey +1

I LOVE LENA DUNHAM. There, I said it.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

The open secret in Hollywood is all three are actually pseudonyms for Meryl Streep.

In fairness, she was at a baseball stadium in Georgia.

Hey man, any time you can wildly speculate about scrappy white players playing for their old scrappy coach that coached them at a scrappy college, you do it.

It’s dong and dinger. If people are calling dingers dongers these days they are dingbats.

“Johnson said he intended on following his younger brother to whichever school he chose and enroll in graduate school; from there, he hoped to complete a degree and obtain the necessary certification required of NBA agents.”

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.