Jeannie Buss, strolling along the beach in Malibu takes out her phone upon hearing the ESPN breaking news tone. She stops, scrolls down, then up, then slowly down again. She looks out towards the ocean, sighs, and skips her phone across the waves.

I am a (young-ish, I’m 26) official of several different youth and High School sports. It’s my primary side-hustle, I’m a Civil Servant in my real life and I used to be a teacher.

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

Yeah genius?! Well if they’re so great without Phil then how come none of them are in the NBA anymore!?

This is some grade A+ sarcastic trolling.

Its twelve dimensional chess guys. Draft 4th. Pick Kristaps. Develop him for a couple years. Trade him for 3rd pick. Develop him. Repeat until you have the first pick during the year LeBron James Jr. declares

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

+1 Bills fan

My son already ate his ass up twice

I’ve been to downtown Cleveland. If owning that is Gilbert’s sole ambition, he’s even more fucked up than I thought.

With thirty first-round picks next year, Ainge is bound to hit on one PG

It would put the “blew a 3-1 lead” jokes to bed to make way for “blew a 3-0 lead.”

That may be true, but the music these kids are listening to today is objectively worse than what was on the radio while I was growing up.

Not Cleveland.

Yeah, this is going to ruin Kevin Stallings ability to build a team that gets into the tournament once every 3 or so years and proceeds to lose to a double-digit-seeded team without fail.

DO YOU WANT YOUR BEST PLAYERS TO WIND UP WITH THE PATRIOTS OUT OF SPITE? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOUR BEST PLAYERS WIND UP WITH THE PATRIOTS OUT OF SPITE

But Pittsburgh’s a Big East school

They should have had a companion class where girls got the egg in the basket, and then a guy, at random, was assigned to her as the egg’s co-parent. He could either take the egg every other period during the day or pay $10 a week to the Future Homemakers of America club (this originated in the home economics class,…

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

Or that UConn is only 40 miles from Bristol and yet, they've put it in a different state.