How about a five hundred grand Beetle?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

Good thing that you, the arbiter of all that is humor, could pop in to keep everyone else in check! And quite the zinger at the end to boot! You sure showed him.

Ah shit! Jezebel has become sentient!

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Pretty sure that's a lambo, dude.

“Ferrari-like”

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

And here they are again, all the haters. Do something with your life, please.

The College Dropout album? My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? The guy is a grade-A dick, but he’s definitely talented.

Keeping a hooker quiet.

This is not a new idea. I was trying to convince my medical insurance company that the frontal prosthetic silicon bags my wife got were for her safety but they insist its plastic surgery and therefore not covered...

Perhaps you have stumbled into Jalopnik by accident, sir.

This needs way more stars.

Let’s talk about what’s really important here: is the tire pressure satisfactory?

Most definitely true, but social skills cannot be overstated. In most companies, from the third level of management, you don’t actually do almost any work in terms of getting something done. You manage people who do the work, provide the direction etc. But whatever you want to accomplish, you have to do it through…

You must be a white person.

Whoa!! The scratches in the right rear suggest this might actually be my old car! Those are not the speakers I had, but otherwise, it is either my car or its twin. I wonder if it was registered in Texas about 8 years ago? If it is my car, I want it back. I made a terrible mistake selling it [before the bubble].