I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

That article left out the best part:

Good Lord Jeff, no one’s going to think you went to Amherst.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Or one of the immigrant workers who built the thing.

Lol like I have fitness equipment.

You can tell the difference between Sploid & Deadspin. Over ther, they realized it got called a ground rule double.

Built in the Ukraine.

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

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My spoon is too big!!!

Just say “about three lightyears” and it will do, surely?

Speaking of being pedantic, wouldn’t Bob Barker’s chihuahua be the opposite of something that needed to be fixed?

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

I’m talking about planes, because really who wants to talk about Trump. We know he’s an awful person, and it’s depressing how many people still want to vote for him, so why not have planes?

Here’s the thing. I can do all the things you listed as “evidence”...I can invite a fuck buddy over, intend to have sex with him, even up to the point of masturbating in front of him, but the second I pass out or become too wasted to know what’s going on, I cannot give consent, and having sex with me is nonconsentual.…

Hope there aren’t any scissor lifts in use.

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