Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Those Boston Dynamics guys are getting really good.

I wouldn’t trust private interests to handle tritium.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

Poor guy, it will be at least three days before hes the head coach of another power 5 conference. My money would be on Georgia, he would love the public record laws they’ve passed

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.

Why am I bothered by such little things? It’s redundant to say “CVT transmission”. It should be either CV Transmission” or just “CVT”. This started when I noticed everyone says “MSDS Sheets” (MSDS stands for Material Safety Data Sheets), so what you’re really saying is Material Safety Data Sheets sheets or…

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

I believe that truck is gold. The official name is probably ridiculously over-qualified such as “Grand Mother Going to Church Gold Prism.”

Any stabs as why they booted Ray Lewis?

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

At least with the White Sox in first place, their fans won’t have to worry about potentially losing Chris to his cousin Fire in late July.

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

Of course that’s fake, you can’t even see the turtle.

+1 Such A Bolshit joke

He wants a speedy answer from the NBA, but was told to hang on for a Manute.

A single tear rolls slowly down Chris Christie’s face and lands on the jar of olives he is pouring into another, larger jar of olives.

Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.

Has Jordan Sargent had butter yet?