While this is to a certain degree true its also a bit dishonest... In recent years it has gotten harder to get warrantied tools replaced in store. The above suggestion is part of the reason why. Please don’t do this, it makes honest people suffer. Hand tools are not that expensive and old ones, even with some rust,…

They actually can’t even discuss the issue at family holidays, not since Rob insisted on telling Rex that the footings are all fucked up.

This take is hot enough to.... Never mind.

Now that was a controlled demolition.

They’re really trying to get his SSN.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

+6-10 weeks

Seriously though, the only time being at a strip club isn’t awkward is when you are either handing a stripper money or having them grind into you.

Please tell me you didn't just call Caitlyn Jenner a worthless fuck. I think you might be the worthless fuck

Are you blind? You just watched an anthropomorphic male eagle laying an egg in defiance of the laws of God and man.

Hey, the guy has proven he’ll do anything to win.

Good Kinja.

An “outside investigator” hired by U of I, it should be noted.

Stick to not-sports!

Come on, don’t you remember all those times that news outlets held off on the Super Bowl result until Tuesday because some people have that shit DVR’ed?

This same genius on a local Chicago Sports shows coined “W.I.N. Whatever Is Necessary Today”, those were his exact words, so it was actually W.I.N.T

Many lawyers are pedantic dicks.

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Don’t troll.

The existance of North Korea suggests this is actually not how you infact “win”.