If I happen to find myself at some godforsaken place lacking at least 28 of America's finest craft brews on tap (I try not to find myself in such places with too much frequency), my eyes immediately go to the tap handles in search of:
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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale was the first beer I ever drank (at least if we're taking about with the intent to get drunk, as opposed to sipping your dads brew). I got a sixer, was all amped up, took a big gulp, and then - I swear to god this is true but I was 15, so give me a damn break - I poured a bunch of Lemonheads…
Only a poseur would bottle on an even-numbered day.
No way, chicken parm really does taste that good.
Cancelled debt principal can be considered taxable income (with some limitation) http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc43…
100,000 in attendance and, uh, several million TV viewers? All that advertising for $135K? It's a steal.
No it's true just shitty deadspin wording
Ah. Forgive me for not remembering that Adrian Peterson was Swedish.
Yay, misogyny! Keep doing what your doing, buddy. Die young and do us all a favor.
See? This. This gets at exactly what's wrong with all the outrage at Skip Bayless.
Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.
You can just use Hedberg's:
It's weird that alcoholism is treated as either a joke or a failing. It's a disease, and a real one.
or Iman Shumpert.
The team has, however, completed six interviews for the GM job, meaning that they are batting .600 on interview requests. At this point, I think we can count that as a victory.
READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE
It's a shame the St. Louis job isn't available, given his affinity for arches.
Maybe you shouldn't have young kids and toddlers out in the middle of the night in the middle of the winter in a giant-ass fucking crowd.
I had a hard time using the freeweight area of the gym for a long time, because the people that hang out in that space are usually huge. That's pretty intimidating. By working out with a friend, I could get over that and work sets with him.