Drive straight to your buy here/pay here dealership and trade that puppy in. I promise, they will give you top dollar for your vomit-covered Kia!

Damn Detroit and their weird 3-letter call signs! I was looking at WWJ, not WJR!

The irony in all this “CBS won’t be censored” talk is that the games will still be broadcast by a CBS radio station.

What is this Darft Dual you speak of?

Seriously. Those people are the worst. Founders’ quality hasn’t dropped at all since the change. What should we care?

Is the word “recalcitrant” a Massachusetts thing? I have only heard three people ever use that word and all were from the Boston area.

A quick clairification. The original owners sold a minority interest in the company (30%) to Mahou San Miguel. The original owners still control the company.

Thanks Lockheed for giving my tinfoil hat-wearing brother in law more chemtrail folderol.

The signature would have looked way more authentic if you had Drew get hopped up on greenies and have him sign Marchman’s name left-handed.

Their entire filing is a public document (Schedule O is the last page.) You might need to register for free to access it. All Schedule O says is that the three listed individuals are all employees of the Cardinals, a related party. No juicy details.

The man has three balls!? WHY HAVE WE NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW?

That looks like a great option for those who don’t already have a large Kindle library (Kobo doesn’t support Kindle books.)

My mother-in-law’s trick is to fall asleep while reading in the bathtub. It works everytime (I think she has killed three Kindles this way!)

Nothing beats the real headline “Homosexual wins 100 meter sprint”!

In defense of Matt Houghton’s cousin, coney island “steak” is made from the lips and assholes of any animal that dies from industrial accidents in Detroit auto plants. He had probably never seen anything that looked that horrifying.

What more do you want them to do? The NFL gave the Patriots the benefit of the doubt until they were caught cheating? At which point (halftime,) they were required to use the other team’s balls?

This is the mlb.tv free game of the day tomorrow.

Their tax returns can be accessed for free at guidestar.org. Registration is required.

CPA here. I think the easy answer is that the NFL gets almost all its revenues from its member teams and can do a relatively precise job of always carrying a nol (net operating loss) so it doesn’t have to pay income taxes. Also, it doesn’t want their tax returns in the public domain (their 2011, 2012 and 2013 returns…

Wake up Sheeple!