Well, Jalopnik, thanks for not making up anything shitty about Lincoln in this article.

1.) How does it start? Can you just walk out and start a Harley or do you have to not shower for a week before it idles?

Lincolns are badass, the most comfortable cars produced. Also, when I think of “90’s Towncars” I naturally thing of the Towncars produced from the year 1990-1998, which spans the majority of years in “the 90’s”, which while still Panther-platformed, are more boxier than the ones you’re actually trying to reference,…

Yeah. Leave already.

OLD PENDA POINTS SERIES FTW

No

4th gen firebirds are the best looking and performing by far. F your German car. Problem? Then tell me at the drag strip.

I recall seeing Bubba Skinner do this, and it worked out well, so... do continue.

500ci engines built to run on a nitromethane blend for NHRA sanctioned events do not make 8000 horsepower. Aussies could indeed redneck one down to 8000hp, but don’t take that 8000hp motor to an NHRA event in the states, it would get spanked terribly.

No 2-stroke 80cc dirt bikes? No 600cc sport bikes to replace said 80cc dirt bike and let them launch something and learn the tree once they outgrow the 80cc?

F off with your crossovers. Not a big fan of traditional SUVs either but no one really makes much in terms of a station wagon with 4-wheel drive for Winter. These are practical. Lincolns are the best vehicles on the road in terms of safety and styling.. er.. what remains left of styling.

Maybe these craiglisters are lucky David Tracy didn’t rob/rape/murder THEM?! Eh? Oh noes craigslist fears! Yes, I’m completely convinced that for everyone who makes a trip like Dave there are HUNDREDS MORE who are never heard from again. Literally! HUNDREDS!! He is so lucky he was the 1% of individuals who do not get…

Panther chassis Lincolns are just badass

As a Suzuki drag racer I am scared of this new VVT implementation.. Suzukis have long been the most easy to mod bike and most aftermarket friendly, will that end with the 2017 models?

Because republicans, the uneducated, and capitalism?

Love my first Mark VII more than any other car I’ve driven. I don’t know about a convertable but being a foxbody means a 347 and some suspension work make for a peppy and comfortable ride.

Hillarious!