Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

The three-point stroke also makes Jason Pierre-Paul feel good.

“Perhaps Marcus Smart’s most distinctive basketball skill is his gift for flopping.” I mean, this just reads like someone who doesn’t actually watch basketball to write about it.

how humiliating to be a millionaire athlete playing help defense because your teammates fucked up

Patrick Redford’s stock in trade is to hate everything about any team from Boston, even if it means that he’ll be exposed as a Roger Goodell fanboy.

Don’t hate, Pat Rick. Everybody in the league does this and I’m sure you wouldn’t go pointing them out unless they played on the Celtics.

Hi, I believe the only reason Hillary Clinton didn’t win is because third party candidates stole the election. 100% of third party voters would’ve voted for Hillary Clinton. I know this because reasons.

This is an especially idiotic hot taek.

pshew! pshew!

No it’s not.