Nobody’s stopping him from copying info about his followers and asking them to follow his new account. He just can’t keep the account. Your inability to grasp and comprehend a fair analogy is stupid as shit, though. See? Now we’re all having fun [insert exclamation point here]

Please stop assigning that comment regarding musk’s rescue submarine to the”rescue chief”. That was a comment made by a political figure that had no direct technical involvement with the rescue whatsoever and likely can’t even swim.

I must have missed the story about Simmons having a TRO filed against him, which is weird because Deadspin would publish his Netflix queue if they had it

you mean starting a new successful business and re-hiring many of his recently laid off former employees? no it doesn’t sound like that. simmons behaved very professionally here. this shouldn’t be in the press. the guy is sick and he’s not a public figure.

Holy shit, he even managed to get one of his burner accounts verified. Look at this: twitter.com/AlbertBurneko

I’m just crushed by this. Suicide took a family member just weeks ago and now this. I’ve never listened to an artist who could articulate the internal battle with depression so clearly, that instinct to withdraw, still yearning for connection with people, yet confronted with the truth that other people can’t solve the…

This was a band that meant a lot to me. I got to see them several times, always great. It was also a band that this site introduced to me, for which I’m forever grateful. His charm in discussing his Lemonheads cover years back will always stick with me, and that same charm carried through in all his performances.

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

Save it for another year :(

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

This account has gone nearly a year without posting, and three years before that, and now appears out of nowhere to talk Deafheaven on a Shohei Ohtani home run highlight. I don’t know what any of it means, but I’m starring it.

Fart

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

This man will not shut up or dribble.

And not a single person cared or will ever care about your opinions.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I’m not the first to point it out, but this take by Ley aged beautifully.

It also requires competency. In what reality do you think that Manning offers that?

Last night they got smushed all over the court by a tragic keyboard incident called “Jakob Poeltl.”