The myth that just can’t stop being perpetuated: that all of the controls are on the touch screen.

My old insurance company told me they couldn’t offer me lower rates but if I tried to come back in 6 months they could. I told them that’s dumb and not how I want to do business so they lost a customer who had been paying them for close to 10 years and never filed a single claim.

You mean EVE, you heathen.