Texans enjoy eating meat sauce.  That’s fine for what it is, but I’m going to enjoy my chili with beans.  Meat sauce is, well, sauce.  It’s not a dish on its own.

I’m tempted but I’ve been betrayed by too many VWs.  ND.

Anything cheap and low miles that’ll get you from A to B without breaking down.  Whatever’s on the market that fits those criteria.  Or, if you’re in a nice climate with decent roads, a used Vespa.  But that’s just my Vespa fanboy coming out. 

Ok but how the HELL did Indy get on a plane to MOROCCO when he was wanted by the police for murder??

Didn’t I see this already when it was called The Banana Splits and starred Nicolas Cage?

Whatever the car was in the Spy Hunter arcade game.  That was my jam when my family went for pizza when I was a kid.  

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - check

oh yeaahhhh babeeeeeeee

I think it was Welcome to Night Vale.  That was certainly one of my first podcasts.  From there it cascaded into all kinds of nerdy stuff, mostly live play TTRPG podcasts like TAZ and many, many others.  There’s also The Greatest Generation, a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to…

are you keeping up with a commdore? is a commodore keeping up with you?

It’s never been smoked in, by either people or pets

obligatory “you’re TEARING ME APART bread roll!”

“Fun.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

You missed Tulsa.

Ferrari in the ‘80s. The Testarossa, the F40, the 308...all bloody gorgeous classics, and I had them all on posters on my wall when I was a kid.  Still love the hell out of a Ferrari, and when I got a chance to drive one thru Xtreme Experience, it was...so, so good.  Except that it had an automatic, instead of that…

I’m so glad you included the voice-activated ceiling fruit device from BTTF 2.  I’ve always said that of all the predictions for 2015, voice-activated ceiling fruit was the one I really wanted.  

I don’t hate it, but the back end looks like someone melted a Citroen.  

Oddly enough, a Saturn SC2 Coupe.  Or a Saab.  

TIL that Top Gear was still on.

I like The Great North.  Can someone explain to me why the theme music has all the characters going “whup” and “whoo” all over the place?  It’s weird.