Brian Cranston might be able to pull it off.

52 and this is fine.

Hey now, I’m a 38 yr old male and a Surfer stan, I’m down with this!

It’s not really a gender swap/DEI if she’s based on an existing female surfer from the comics. But I guess it still will upset folks. Whatever.

You might have caught in the above story that she is ONE of the Silver Surfers. This is in comics lore but maybe you don’t read comics because they’ve been about DEI since Stan Lee created the Black Panther.

Puts me in mind of another Nelson:

“Why can’t everybody in movies be a white male? Except for the bad guys and the love interest, of course. Maybe if someone is playing a waitress or a basketball player.”

And The Marvels wasn’t all-women, so could just be that this guy’s an old racist sexist crank.

“Why do I have to have a Marvel [movie] that’s all women?” the 81-year-old asked. “Not that I have anything against women…”

Bah! Doom will take what time he pleases!

Kang was really a Skrull.

Disney in general, they really could have used this advice before they bought Star Wars...

“I don’t feel the need to rush the next live-action film. Good films are all about quality. We want great ideas, an excellent script, a talented director, and the right cast to work on it carefully.”

Because you have two functioning eyes.

Christopher Meloni is part of the cast...

Fewer dildoes.

Looks fine for what it is. I see no issues here. Probably be as successful as “Free Guy” and “Spirited”, better than Green Lantern and less than Deadpool.  If he can sell Soccer to Americans and something called “Mint Mobile” he can sell this.

I didn’t say “why does it need any GPU” I said “why does it need that GPU” - Yeah, infotainment systems need a GPU to be able to output graphics, but it doesn’t need to be powerful enough to run cyberpunk lol.

this IS a shitty timeline we’re living in

Everything is a one-off thing until it isn’t. Cable TV largely didn’t have ads in the beginning, and it quickly became the dominant form of advertising. Product placement used to be relatively subtle, now you’re hit over the head with an Acura commercial every time you watch a Marvel movie. Pop up ads on website began…