Trump’s next book will be How to Make a Million Dollars. First step: inherit 10 Million Dollars. 

He wants to do another Freddy movie.. he’s in his 70s.. respect.

About ten years ago, I had to renew my Massachusetts driver’s license from here in Scotland. The lady in the DMV gave me this exact level of understanding - didn’t know where Scotland is, didn’t know what the UK is, didn’t understand the sentences “I live overseas” or “I live abroad.” I eventually told her I lived in…

If you really want an exercise in futility, try getting Trump to understand that England, Scotland and Wales are on the island of Great Britain, while Ireland and Northern Ireland are on the island of Ireland. Two completely different islands! 

Yeah, Trump hasn’t ever been worth even $1 billion. He basically inherited about $413 million and screwed it all away. Even Kushner said once that Trump “didn’t have a lot of cash.” If not for Russian “investors” he’d be broke. 

Hard to be out of pocket $3-$5B when you aren’t even worth that much. Couch cushion money for someone like Bezos, however. (I wonder if he’s been trying to figure how he could dump Melania and marry Bezos’s ex since she’s now got at least 30 times his own actual worth...and she’s planning on giving most of it away.)

Judging by the header image, I think he’s being misquoted. It was Where’s Englund?

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

Ever been to rural Ohio and Pennsylvania?  Because those people will decide the election.  

Brought to you by the same people who lost an unloseable election in 2016.

It’s kind of ironic that one his best moments in his failed 08 run was him criticizing Guilliani for having no substance “everything his says is a noun, verb, and 9/11”

Why are people who claim to be moderate constantly trying to ram this walking gaffe down our throats?

These are really really good points and I had a lot of issues with men in the past who I was significantly smarter than.  It just doesn’t work.  You really need to respect who you are with, anyway, and it’s hard if you are a lot more intelligent than they are. 

I can't recall where I first heard this advice (maybe a relative, maybe a movie?) but I followed it my entire dating life: Observe how your date treats the waitstaff, because that is eventually how they'll treat you. 

I ended up falling in love with, and married to, someone who’s my exact height. Shorter when I’m in some of my shoes. Before him, I was actively unattracted to shorter men and would get shit for not giving short guys a chance. Superficialities will fall by the wayside for the Right Person, but you can’t force yourself …

Yeah I dumped a guy once after he said he was “pleasantly surprised” by my breasts. I think he thought that was complimentary.

I agree with you, but I don’t consider that to be “petty”.  I see that as a huge red flag.

That’s not petty, that’s legit

This one is easy: Treating servers\retail people\delivery people...anybody who serves the public...like personal servants to be insulted and abused. I don’t care how nice you may be to me. If you can’t treat another human being who is doing an often thankless job with common decency, that to me signals a serious…