It was surprisingly hard to find a clear cut and simple example of the proper usage of it, but I managed to find it and now understand how to use it properly. Thank you!

Speaking of Men in Black... The 3rd one was worth it just for the big reveal at the end regarding his dad and K. That all the way fucked me up.

Ok now I have more time to build my new computer. Thanks Jason!

First time I saw that, I think I was in pittsburgh, I thought that person was drunk or something and chuckled. Then when I realized it was a thing.. blew my fucking mind

I’m still stuck on how Poe got a whole fleet destroyed in the Last Jedi... twice, and they allow him to do anything of importance. Once at the beginning of the movie when not listening... and near the end when while not listening again he revealed the location of where the rebels were hiding.

You’d think the party of small govt and corporate freedoms, wouldnt want big govt to force a company to lesson security but hey im a stupid liberal.

Shouldn’t he like.. not supposed to be admitting that hes doing favors for a specific company? oh well

Breakfast FOOD is a marketing ploy but breakfast isnt. Of course some things are more gentle on an empty stomach, but if I want to eat spaghetti first thing in the morning leave me alone. Throwing an egg on a double bacon cheese burger doesnt make it a breakfast sandwich.

I love how he starts the press conference with Wazhappenin, continues to curse a bunch, then ends it with a poignant speech about the perils nfl athletes (particularly black athletes) face. Hero.

Idk this one seems pretty simple. He just unreleased bats everywhere he went. But then again that would be tooo simple. This man is an enigma.

Somehow managed to create a banh mi on their own. 

True. The only difference is KFC was a successful stand/restaurant before deciding to franchise, while this person is a random person walking into your store asking for 50 dollars to tell you about a recipe.

I think it depends on how far the golden version is from the normal version on the menu. If you read the menu see there is a golden option for 1000 dollars.. dunno how you think the normal version would come covered in gold for no reason. That being said the waiter/waitress didnt say 24k covered tomahawk? I feel like…

Actually thats a good question. Maybe you get docked one pokemon? so you can only use 5 out of 6?

You actually HAVE to tuck your jersey into your shorts as per rules. The fact that the character doesnt spits in the face of all sportsball rules. 

I raised my house using 4 cans of Hormel Chili to avoid flooding. 

Yea.. it was dumb to automatically activate the setting. I doubt they did it nefariously but then again they can prob grab some data off that somehow, but NEVER EVER automatically activate anything guys it always goes wrong.

Isnt it atleast nice he thinks we are going to last another 1000 years? Optimist that one is!

Shouldn’t that be a crime in itself? Melted Cheese on a car seems like a pain to clean up. Not gonna permanently damage a car, but I’ve seen people get in legal trouble for less.

How do you open it on the off chance the battery dies? Is there like a key for emergencies? I know that the app would probably bug you when the battery is low so thats on you, but I’m wondering how you open it in case the electronic part of the app doesnt work for example: power goes down so no wifi, your phone dead,…