We should start attributing everything we don’t like to our christian beliefs. For example I do not allow nuts in my desserts due to my christian beliefs

Ice Hockey in 8th grade: I didnt stretch cuz i was full of youth and obviously invincible. Puck went past me when i was playing defense, went to sprint for the puck, tore my hip-flexor and ripped off part of the bone. So for three days until I got the x-ray back it looked like I injured myself tripping over the blue…

The dog wasn’t trained for a naked guy slowly jogging towards him. short circuited him. 

Bro the cop was running away from a naked guy. that is 100% a skit from reno 911

The car sounds awesome but I find those press photos kinda of stupid how about you open the door so we can see the other side of it? All I can tell from this is that the glass is bulletproof and no one shot at the tires.

Yup Karpf prob laughed his ass off seeing him cc his provost. As a tenured person, you can almost get away with murder, you think they give a shit about a bedbug tweet? 

I think she started recording it after he threatened her to an honorable duel. this comes after he challenged her to a race to the house at the end of the street and back.

Combo LJS and Nathan’s in NYC is the best combo there is around!

The biggest issue with housing is the zoning codes which prevent apartment buildings from being made. house owners don’t want them because they are ugly and more people will cause more congestion and less parking. Also they don’t want “strangers” moving into their neighborhoods. This is what causes the prices to be so…

yup. This onees good because in another time in a place the President wouldnt use his private thank you as a “My dear friend A$ap rocky called me the other day. he was thankful so thankful. He knows the I love the n-black community! No President would have done what i’ve done for them”

Doesn’t look like hes in a fat suit, his head seems size appropriate. He could just be a really fast big guy. NFL lineman are fast af.

I wont get this card, but I also only keep my cards in my wallet when not in use which has a cloth lining, so this not having it touch letter or denim isnt a problem. But jeeeeeez making a card that so easily looks ugly is dumb.

They were firing her for something else and like most companies prob audit your usage and other stuff in order to cover there ass in case you take her to court then they found all this other shit and are like ohhh damn we suing you now

the 6 million and all those charges are for over her whole time there 3 million for the damages and another 3 million for some bullshit about destorying the name of the company which has to do with the corporate sabotage they fired her for. She was paid 300k a year. they probably didnt look to much into things as a…

she was an assistant that became a VP and got paid 300k a year. VP’s generally dont need supervision. She might have had the people under her do all the work so it wasnt noticed.

What if he was going to try to sign kaep? Im confused about how to change the NFL without having POC/ non racist drug using old white people as owners?

Everyone who knows about Spawn loves him conceptually... whats not to like?

Nah they are different. You have 3 zimas and now you are a diabetic.

Its not bafflingly having a moment.. hard seltzer is a ““”healthy””” and light way to get drunk so it makes sense that its big now, its not going anywhere. As for the reason why white claw is the one that is most popular now its pretty clear. its widely available and the name is hilarious for people to make douchey…

They are my favorite chicken place, I tell everyone about them all the time. Amazing fried chicken and sides... but that picture was awful lol