Its also stupid because of how the body changes after pregnancy which leads to “mom bod”. 

Fuck you Macy’s. I’d just make a two foot tall tower of pasta inside the skinny jeans zone. I’d need to bring in an engineering friend in order to help me secure the structure but Id do it!

Well yea its basically cold oatmeal and oatmeal is a soup. Also it could be considered a nonblended gazpacho which is a cold soup. In short its absolutely a soup. Im glad we have gotten to the bottom of this problem

Equating bonnets to hats removes all the specific differences in materials, form, and function of them. Its like saying bulletproof vests are just vests, which are just sleeveless sweaters, which are just thick shirts, which are just upper body loin cloths.

It looks like it maybe did a 5 foot drop if she did toss it, but looking at it a couple times look like she dropped it behind her. and knowing cats it landed on its feet... lets all relax

.... cept this is about specifically wrapping hair while sleeping, its not a hat

They would have to invent scrubbing first....

All it took was left-handed shot to Thurman’s body, followed up immediately by a right hook to the 30-year-old’s chin for the [40 year old] senator to knock his opponent’s ass straight to the canvas

Id have to argue against that point. If Manny is a product of his environment, then you could also say Floyd is a product of his environment in that case. But both are old enough and smart enough to realize they are wrong and change their views.

Kind of off topic but when yall post someones dumbass tweets, can you screen shot it? Because alot of the time they will then delete it and we dont get to see them. I def appreciate the link so I can go to twitter and shit on them, but I think posting a screenshot allows us to enjoy it forever.

While I do agree with their stance on barstool it does kinda seem like a vendetta considering Samer always writes about “Pres” and they seem to have a personal history. This article in general is fine to report but overall its.... odd

If only they werent most likely lying. Chick Fil-A supporting anti gay causes isnt something they publicize, so if someone worked with them this defense would work. Barstool is a website, she or anyone could have just scrolled through the titles of articles and found out this stuff.

The actual problem is that the police said that the available evidence does not point to how the kids arm was actually broken.. and then everything else is sealed so the NFL has absolutely no proof of anything besides a threatening phone call which he denies assualting anyone. So if the NFL suspended him for DV, he…

Couldnt they change manhole into mainhole.. MAINtenance HOLE.. you just add an I and it goes from gendered to a portmanteau. Also manpower could be human power? Idk why we went from power to effort. Other than that go for it makes sense I suppose

You think playing soccer in 90 degree weather is bad? Try standing over a hot pot, in the middle of the summer, constantly stirring so your Alfredo sauce doesn’t clump.

Yea you drink beer in the shower while pregaming adn getting ready to party. I call it a golden shower.

Yea you drink beer in the shower while pregaming adn getting ready to party. I call it a golden shower.

Thats exactly why the military replied. Obviously its a joke, but at 700k people signed up (at the time) you had enough of a sample that you know some people would take it serious or atleast take the joke far enough that they actually try to get on the base.

If you live in the suburbs and a car alarm goes off in the middle of the night for an extended period people will definitlely check it out. In the city no, you are fucked.

I get bloated and more tired when I have carbs. Instead of having a cheeseburger with bun. I can have a double cheeseburger with bacon and yet i’ll feel less bloated after.

So the first Gundam vending machine, doesnt sell gundam gatcha or models? SMFHHHH