I’ll swim to a little island in a lake and fish. Booyah

Could you please press x button. Or thank you when i press the button for their floor. or even a hello? Are you really questioning my wish for common courtesy?

I like to think of it as practicing survial skills for the zombie/nuclear apocalypse. 

you are right that wiping is necessary but not as much because you are just drying yourself (it seems some of these have blow dryers so you prob dont need as much) as far as the hair issue goes.. the water pressure can be anywhere from a sprinkle to pressure washer and painful. Its way better then paper especially if…

Very scummy but also very refreshing to have one of Trumps dudes admit being only about money.

Wait they have 25k correction officers in Texas? Jesus Christ.

Cant the faceless people “die” in someone elses face? I think its magic and not necessarily that they have to kill someone?

Ned has no head so I think hes dead. And all the starks that died at the Red wedding prob arent in the crypt and probably in a ditch. As far the old old starks... A 100 or two bones? and did they bury them with weapons? We shalt see.

While you arent supposed to work on the sabbath, the reason about not pushing the elevator button is that you are not supposed to operate electrical machinery on the sabbath according to rabbis, which is a separate decree(?). however you are allowed to keep using anything that was already running before sabbath, so if…

Its not an issue of me talking to them its a problem of them speaking back. You can only say good morning and hello with no response before you stop trying. Only the one son does but he is a lot chiller about religion and works at a local gaming store.

I am complaining about someone not talking to me and waiting on me to push a button, in order to get through a loophole in their religion. Which they are so strict about yet are unwilling to walk up four flights of stairs for. I started with saying “they say nothing to you”. This is in reference to the specific family…

Yup they would get in the elevator and say nothing to you and just wait for you to push the a button close to their floor. Cheaters!

Yup. It takes a hardened (heh) person to live in NYC. Im desensitized to homeless masturbating or pooping.

Yall forgot to mention that homie stole those pants. It just happened to have coke in it. lmfao he went from attempted theft to possession

Once we hear the reason, it will be very evident if she did it. If you think you might have wanted to punch Taylor in the face for [reason given]... Remy def did it, shes the realest.

trump should have been impeached alone for that water tanker comment. Hes supposed to be a real estate and construction expert, yet the average american immediately knew that was an insane statement that would level the building or really any building

Sidenote: I am amazed at how little shit trump got for his watertanker on Notre Dame comment. Like he got a bunch of shit.. But the fact that his whole start was real estate and construction and he didnt know how dumb that statement was should be impeachable in itself.

I was doing something else and changed back to the tab when it started and I burst out laughing because I thought it was a skit... alas reality once again is more absurd then fictino

But will the burger taste extra good?

Thanks for this jerk. Now when the Jets go 4-12, I can be extra embarassed because they have the 2nd easiest schedule