My good friend once said he knew for sure we really landed and walked on the Moon when Buzz Aldrin punched fuckboy Bart Sibrel in the mouth after he called Aldrin a liar. Conversely, that was the moment I knew we never did.

First glance at that sign, I saw “Thank You, Jesus, for Lord President Trump”, and I do think I like believing that’s the mentality all these people are rocking right now. I feel good about it.