Ouch....PT cruiser wheels? Really? I didn’t know they were hot back then.

Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

This could easily lead to a cat astrophe

Seriously? This is jalopnik on valentine’s weekend and there’s no Raphael OrLOVE puns? Please, guys, help me out here!

Subaru still has this and a lot of high end european models have a heated windscreen available. But yeah, it’s added cost and the fully heated windscreens are expensive as fuck.

I always liked Brosnan.

Patrick, I think you just one-upped Tavarish.

#FeelTheTorch

Dear Nissan, the only thing uglier than your cars is the way you treat your employees.

HUGE. They’re NAMING STUFF after me there. The Doug DeMuro Parking Garage and Small Strip of Grass.

Can we get a Google doc with all of the suggestions?

A shocking amount of garbage too though...

Correct, skip of the fingers

Genius!

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

yes

Neutral: Would You Buy A Diesel Right Now?

The lend you ten cents on the dollar of what the car is worth, if that. They profit if you default on day one. They profit even more if you default later.

Can we start the nominations for the Motor Balls COTY awards?