I only buy smarties and dum-dum suckers. I then hand out the candy based on my impression of the child’s parents.

Stop it so hard the rust all falls off.

no more gated manual shifters? #gategate

I’ll carve a VW logo in ev’ry one them sumbitches.

My grandfather had an LTD in the early 80s I belive she was the 6cyl, it was stolen during a break and enter in his house, the cops found it next day torched in the woods. After the insurance cleared he got a green K Car. Man the 80s cars were so terrible.

Hummer off-road comes 2 weeks from today!

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–

$10,000 initial, “whatever it takes” on the highest quality upkeep and modifications until I get bored of the vehicle in question.

Gawker did a piece about suede as well?

I think that episode has the most memorable line from Finnegan, “Wait, they don’t sell these to white people? How’d you get this?”

Here, you can. Europe baby!

It looks a heck of a lot like a Bell rocket belt. I wrote a book about the history of the technology and don’t recall his name popping up. Hence, I suspect he is just posing in it.

Hope MsPaint will suffice.

I bet the diesel, plus options, could get into $80’s.

Das Uh-oh.

Insert emissions joke here

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

Initially I thought I was just having some fun with Volkswagen for that sales figures column on Tuesday.