Just make every race be able to play as every class and be done with it.
This game stopped trying to make sense a long time ago.

God forbid people want to have fun in their fantasy video games.

Is Archie paying you guys to promote it? What’s with all these Archie articles? I don’t know a single person who’s into Archie. I thought this series stopped being relevant like two decades ago.

Now That’s What I Call Pimping Your Son! 2015

I want Zoldo. Where is Zoldo?

That reporter is really cute tho. *u*

I like my XBox One too!

“Oh no, I can fly through the air and bend a telephone pole in half, I’m such a freak, I’m such an outcast! Boohoo”

Oh no, teens trading nudes with each other. The horror. The scandal. How dare they. Don’t they know they’re being irresponsible?

I don’t care what side of this you’re on — Anita Sarkeesian is a literal con artist trying to make as much money from this as possible. Period. I doubt she’s a feminist, much less gives any sort of shit about video games. She has no actual knowledge of the topics she talks about, she just reads aloud what they write…

God forbid someone is “differently minded.”

Damn, I don’t remember Mark Hamill lookin’ THAT fine. Hm!~

Why are they all women? Where are my sexy dudes?

Unpopular opinion time!: All the sex scenes and romances in this game are so forced and awkward I cringe uncontrollably every time.

That’s nice.
Who the fuck is Kendrick Lamar?

Uh, no. That is all.

Because Halo stopped being relevant about mid way through 2008. Keep up, old man.

Honestly the fact Archie is still apparently popular and read by SOMEONE is the most shocking turn of events for me.

Here’s my rebuttal to your article: No it’s not.

Because KOJIMA wants you to remember KOJIMA wrote this game and it was also directed by KOJIMA and coordinated by KOJIMA, with some tasteful cinematography provided to you by KOJIMA.