I don’t have kitten pictures but here’s my Buddy, dragging every stuffed animal he owns into the living room. The funniest thing is if they go off that rug, he won’t play with them, they have to be on the rug. So many rules.....

The cruelty is the point of the GQP.

yogurt in the US is way too sweet, and that’s the problem. It’s like a quasi-dessert except it doesn’t even taste 1/4 as good as cake or whatever.

So it was about three months after I kicked my husband out of our Brooklyn apartment for having a long term affair. I was Not In A Good Place. In fact, I generally describe that time of my life as having discovered where my line in the sand was. But anyway.

“Reins.” You take the reins like you are driving a horse & buggy.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Clearly no one on Team Red has ever had rotator cuff surgery. Or arthritis. My shoulder doesn’t bend that way anymore, so Team Blue it is. 

Sad French clown? Not today, Satan!

“She was hiding under the covers, having bolted all the doors and windows. Her small appartment was empty.

When they go Sweet’N Low, we go high?

Wait, you’re telling me people wear underwear to *bed*?! Seriously?? Gwurl, I only went back to wearing jammies a couple years ago, when my adult daughter moved in, but FFS, you don’t wear anything UNDER those.

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

The grammatical errors, comma abuse, and questionable punctuation bother me. The rampant misspellings are absurd, and do not serve a site that at times desires to be Serious Journalism.

Why does she need to say anything? Why do we immediately turn to the closest woman and burden her with the responsibility of answering for some shitty man’s actions? Why does it always bounce back on women?

I just wish it wasn’t so hard to find mid and high rise pants and jeans.

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

Well ... in theory, yes. This bunch, though ... did you see the part where he’s married to Chief of Staff for White House Counsel ..?

Except even with that hard break looming, Kelly still squeezed in two explanations of having a hard break as well as an opposing opinion. I’m guessing she say she was relatively close to the hard break and decided to use that as an excuse to cut Brokaw off.

Speaking of ducks I took this picture on a recent trip.