I want something called “instant cheese” so when I buy cheese on Amazon I can download and eat some while I wait for it to be delivered

My school was full of dumb-asses, but we never had a full out brawl between players and fans at a basketball game.

The little dude who kicks and runs in the second videeo needs multiple stern talking to’s. “Son, you gotta wear the Tim’s for that action.”

I’m super excited that all of these morons will one day have children of their own. They’ll make amazing parents.

As an old hippie’s kid, I’m doing my part to keep grass alive ;)

You know how marijuana users are, all amped up on pot and out to commit crimes for more money to buy a plant you can easily grow in your bathroom, and lots of late-night tacos. Real menace, them.

Mmm...Quiznos.

Same here. That bromance made my day, and the scene in the car before the dance where Steve is giving Dustin advice is great...and even a bit heartwarming.

Women want him, otherworldly demonspawn—also want him.

I did not re-watch season one before season two came out, but I’m glad they’ll be giving Will a break. I am super stoked for the Dustin and Steve bromance though. They’re two of my favorite characters, so that is going to be great. Especially if they team up to kick Billy’s ass some more.

No. Unacceptable, he needs a storyline where he’s getting beaten with a sock and soap bar. 10 episodes straight, no context, no explanation. Just for about 7 minutes each episode they cut to him getting wailed on.

It wasn’t all bad for Will in seasons one and two. Jennifer Hayes cried at his funeral, and some other girl asked him to dance at the Snow Ball.

We need a downvote button for stupid-ass comments like your’s. Noah was fucking excellent in S2, all the more surprising because he was barely present through the entirety of S1, so we had no idea if he had skills or not. And it turned out he did.

He was excellent in Season 2.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Get out of here, AV Club. You don’t want no part of this shit.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Yeah, this is goofy and harmless. Anymore when I see “celebrity did something on Twitter” I assume the worst. So this was a pleasant surprise.

I mean, if it’s doing this, or posting weird antivaxxer shit/defending Woody Allen/posting chemtrail conspiracy theories for most white male celebrities over 40 on Twitter, I’ll take this

-I’m pretty sure I’ve been in that bathroom having that attempt at a conversation with drunk Nance. More than once.