Fair question, and she very well could be the one he trained initially. For plot purposes though it would be more fun if the first and only person he trained turned to the dark side then is forced to train another, Finn, to fight his original apprentice. Also we are making assumptions that a life long diplomat even…

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movies— The Desk Set. Classic Hepburn and Tracy.

Good to see he finally said the safe word, even if it was a little late.

“Good morning!”
“Lamar, we’re so glad you’re awake. Now you can make decisions for yourself instead of having your wife Khloe make them for you.”
“I’m still married to Khloe?”
“Yeah. You see, you filed for divorce like a year ago but there have been backlogs in the...”
“[goes back to coma]”

Fuck ya; keep getting better Lamar!

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

“where my hoes at?”

Seriously. Fuck Cubs fans.

Seriously - is there no chance for a third term? All you guys have to do is change the 22nd amendment. Come on!

“Matt Damon is completely unbelievable as an action hero.”

It was an ok movie that just ended in the middle of the movie, just as it was starting to get good. Like it literally just ended right in the middle. With no explanation or closure. It’s still one of the most weirdly structured movies I’ve ever seen.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

Can we all just agree to avoid all remakes and assume they’re going to be shite and only watch them if they turn out to be good?

*Reads article*

If terrorists were taking out 89 people a day conservatives would think we should all give up our rights to privacy so that there could be more wire tapping, spying, checkpoints, etc., but because it’s the constitutional right to guns at risk instead of the constitutional right to privacy and to be free from…

I will find out and report back.

I am so over people being upset about Cecil the Lion. He was a lion. He had a nice life. He was not a human. I CANNOT comprehend how this is so offensive.

i could not roll my eyes harder at this “outrage” over a fucking lion costume...or about the death of this lion when PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE KILLING LIONS ALL THE TIME THIS ONE JUST HAD A NAME JFC! A;LSDFJ;AEOKRJI

the whole outrage in general over cecil is so misplaced it’s almost as if pulled from a sketch show that parodies america’s collective inability to focus on things that matter (ahem guns, racism, women’s rights, etc)

The Wild Card game is cruel in general. It needs to be a best-of-3 Wildcard series. Baseball is a very probabilistic sport; it’s played over 162-games in chunks of series to balance out the noise. It was Nate Silver (I think; or another numbers guy) who showed that a best-of-7 in baseball is equivalent to a football…