“Matt Damon is completely unbelievable as an action hero.”

It was an ok movie that just ended in the middle of the movie, just as it was starting to get good. Like it literally just ended right in the middle. With no explanation or closure. It’s still one of the most weirdly structured movies I’ve ever seen.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

If terrorists were taking out 89 people a day conservatives would think we should all give up our rights to privacy so that there could be more wire tapping, spying, checkpoints, etc., but because it’s the constitutional right to guns at risk instead of the constitutional right to privacy and to be free from…

I will find out and report back.

I am so over people being upset about Cecil the Lion. He was a lion. He had a nice life. He was not a human. I CANNOT comprehend how this is so offensive.

i could not roll my eyes harder at this “outrage” over a fucking lion costume...or about the death of this lion when PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE KILLING LIONS ALL THE TIME THIS ONE JUST HAD A NAME JFC! A;LSDFJ;AEOKRJI

the whole outrage in general over cecil is so misplaced it’s almost as if pulled from a sketch show that parodies america’s collective inability to focus on things that matter (ahem guns, racism, women’s rights, etc)

The Wild Card game is cruel in general. It needs to be a best-of-3 Wildcard series. Baseball is a very probabilistic sport; it’s played over 162-games in chunks of series to balance out the noise. It was Nate Silver (I think; or another numbers guy) who showed that a best-of-7 in baseball is equivalent to a football…

Republicans will protect your rights if you’re:

Mods don’t leave those trolls alone?

Hey, preachers leave our kid(makers) alone.

Some dark sarcasm in the chatroom.

“All and all, [we’re] just another brick in the wall”

we don’t need no education, we don’t need no birth control

I just couldn’t stay interested in The Affair. I found it was like watching paint dry. The character motivations remained deliberately vague as a story mechanism, but oy did the story suffer for it. I think I bailed by episode 3.

I’m about halfway through the first season, and I almost turned the first episode off before the POV switch (which I didn’t know was coming) because I was annoyed at the way the female characters were portrayed. As soon as I realized that it was just McNulty’s (I have a mental block on the name of the guy he’s…

Those same pro-gun idiots who are outraged when a cop is killed, but anyone else? “Ehh, stuff happens!” Fuckers.

I also liked how individual narratives stressed that person’s relative lack of agency: when he tells the story, she is much more forward than he is, and he is almost seduced. When she tells the story, it’s the reverse — it makes it seem like he wanted it more than her. I like this emphasis on the self-serving function…