Don’t you always get to choose how you plead? Not that she has a chance of winning, but it’s her option...I think

I haven’t read the books in quite some time, but I’m thinking I’ll go back and re-read them before the next one comes out (i.e. at any point over the next five years). From how I remember it... There was a definite sense of unease going in. Something was wrong, and I couldn’t put my finger on it.

I’d argue there’s a…

Here’s the thing. I don’t have a problem with people who say that Paterno should have done more. (I agree with you that it’s less clear exactly what he should have done, though.) What’s crazy to me is that some people seem to have more animosity toward Paterno than Sandusky. The ones who cheered Paterno’s death and…

I just find it tiresome. The two things he’s most famous for (Old Man’s War and Redshirts) lean so heavily on his “influences” that they read like fanfic. I’d be much more interested if he used his talent to do something original.

Everyone is always looking for something to be offended by. Makes me sick to my stomach.

There are people tweeting at the Rockets demanding they apologize for this “rape joke”. How stupid are people, honestly?

unless you have a mom that considers “setting the cap on top of the bottle” as adequate for closing it. So, so, so much childhood rage about that.

Not afraid to admit I know most of the fountains in my neighborhood for which ones use the right mix, right amount of ice (for non-self service), and so on. A rough list would be:

My dog once at a knee high panty hoe. Well, he did it twice. but the first time stands out.

If you dog eats something that you are not sure of, take a needle-less syringe and keep shooting hydrogen peroxide down it’s throat until it starts puking.

Fountain soda is by far the best, particularly when hungover. I will either get fast food or go to a movie when hungover, depending on whether I’m capable of consuming solids or not.

I might be wrong but how are the cops wrong in this case? Unless you can prove that people have been using that closet to peep on women instead of using it for its documented purpose (scaring people on the john during Halloween), what are the police supposed to do in this situation? What should they arrest the club…

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I’m old enough to remember a time when phone sex lines were a new thing (that billed to your home phone bill) and the phone company hadn’t figured out a way to block the numbers from payphones. So, you could call a phone sex line from a payphone and stay on the line as long as you liked. This was particularly helpful…

I am completely anti-cop violence and think it’s disgusting. But I also don’t believe in hero-izing gangs, when gangs are responsible for their share of violence. Obviously gangs are part of the response to oppression, and I’m not saying that each individual member is evil. In this case maybe they ARE working towards…

I can’t even be a Devil’s Advocate here, that was just a wrong move - is Facebook your brain? Don’t air all your conscious thoughts on there Forfucksake. Assume everything on social media is monitored by employers and potential employers. You also can be perfectly effective in a job you HATE, and around people you…

The situation in Baltimore began approximately around 2 PM on 4/27 when the U of M Baltimore closed campus, citing a police warning. So essentially we’ve had a hostile situation in Baltimore coming on 24 hours on and off. Now, in that time, I have only seen ONE story on Jezebel about this, and it was a share from an…

Agreed. I’m sorry that a single mom lost her job, but I wouldn’t be comfortable leaving my kids in the care of someone who claimed to hate them. My real sympathy for Walls is for flood of internet hate she’s getting. She has already received her appropriate consequence: she was fired. There is exactly zero need to go…

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

This is the movie with the Harrison Ford impressionist playing young Harrison Ford.