That was my first thought too! And they were all losing their jobs because of a new computer system that they were installing. Funny.

I hope he’s like, “Hey, I paid for 72 fucking hours, dammit. They shorted me six hours!”

I hate the guy, but honestly it’s surprising to me that he doesn’t have a Secret Service detail. Seems like the El Chapo threat alone would merit one.

Counterpoint — fuck you. Cubs might actually do it this year, and I can’t fucking wait to laugh in the faces of you naysayers. Go fuck yourselves.

Papa John’s is FINE. Good lord, pizza elitists are the worst. It’s fucking pizza. And you would think the way east coast people talk about their pizza, the pizza actually blows you or something. Fuck that overrated shit.

I wouldn’t want to do that to him. Eight years is enough - he needs and deserves a break.

OMG I’m outraged.

Huh? The movie ends after they kill the assassin and escape. They’re “lost” out in the Pacific somewhere. Were you expecting him to go back to DC and kill Edward Norton or something? I really don’t get how you interpret the ending as the middle of the story. And I found the structure to be pretty standard. I almost…

I hated him in those movies. Maybe it’s because I was a big fan of the books and he was so NOT the badass I pictured reading the books.

Minority Opinion:

Having a bad day, surfed through Jezebel, Deadspin, other Gawker sites, Facebook, Cracked, thinking, ENOUGH, I need to just give up the Internet, it’s fucking killing me [SO fucking TOXIC]...find this headline about Diane Keaton, looks like a sweet, positive story — “wait, before I do anything drastic like give up the…

Everything sounds cool and it makes Diane Keaton seem really cool, but oh yeah, Woody Allen, I gotta be judgy judgy judgy and shit. Hang on, I need to go get my ‘85 Merlot with a proper cork, sniff the glass and swirl it around in my mouth, then make judgy faces about how beneath me Diane Keaton is....because she…

Had some Italian neighbors - they were living in the US for a few years, just moved back recently. They ate Papa John’s and Pizza Hut without batting an eye. Of course it’s not what they have back home, but they understand that it’s more convenient, and it tastes just fine.

He’ll always be McNulty to me.

Nice article. I found the show interesting because it didn’t really portray any character in a positive or negative light, except when it was clearly established that the scenes were coming from one particular character’s point of view. A major theme of the show is that we are all human and all make mistakes -…

The pro-gun idiots will latch onto absolutely anything they can to support their horrible arguments. They did the same thing with the Charleston church shooting, when they actually claimed it was an attack on Christianity.

It never did. That’s a bullshit myth perpetuated by people in the restaurant industry. 15% is still acceptable. 20% is nice if you got really excellent service. Any more than that is foolish, unless there are extenuating circumstances (you see the server having to deal with jerks at another table, it’s the server’s…

It wasn’t bad at all, but for some reason everybody seemed to think he was saying it made it hard to be Ben’s friend, when what he clearly meant was it was painful to watch him go through that.

If the employee can’t prove the actual reason he/she was fired was due to being HIV positive, and not for any other reason (and it can be almost ANY reason), he/she has no case. Employment law almost always favors the employer. The fact that the firing happened about a month after the disclosure really doesn’t help.…

That people are siding with Papelbon IS completely insane, but I still wouldn’t compare a major league baseball team to an ordinary workplace. Come on.