It's not just you. Also, I've known a lot of servers over the years, and while most were great people, the industry has more than its share of lowlifes and douchebags. The latter group always seemed to have more of these types of stories. As a result, while I enjoy this column, I know these stories can't be all as…

Halfway in, my seven year old daughter told me she would have done a better job directing. I didn't even know she knew what a director was. She liked it, just thought she could make it better. I thought Kenneth Branagh was fine, personally. Didn't realize it was him until I saw the credits.

I can honestly understand someone not liking Simmons, either because they think he's not as good as he used to be, or because they never liked his style to begin with. Personally, I still enjoy some of his columns but skip all the NBA ones, and there are too many of those for my personal taste.

As a lifelong Cubs fan, I pretty much hate St. Louis, altogether, and even I think you guys were a bit harsh here. I get that it's supposed to be humorous, but you guys just come across as snarky snobs. Which...yeah, sorry, forgot what column I was reading for a second.

I saw this shit on Facebook yesterday and couldn't wait to see how Stewart would deal with these assholes. Unfortunately he devoted most of his ire to CNN's constant bragging about their awesome drone technology. Which was fine, but after one or two bullseye comments on the Fox coverage, he was done. Almost as if,…

Ok, she likes games like Mario Kart, Guitar Hero and Angry Birds (great games). She doesn't like Call of Duty, GTA, etc. Which is fine. Why is she trying to tell the designers of those games how to design their games? And should they listen to her, or design games according to their own artistic instincts and what…

I did the same thing, almost. My grandmother told me one day that I was special. I took that to mean I was basically the second coming of Christ or something. It seemed perfectly reasonable to me. I went around thinking this for God knows how long. Then one day when I was trying to convince my mom to buy me…

It is unconstitutional now to give the death penalty to anyone who was under 18 when they committed their crime. I think the Supreme Court ruled on this a few years ago. Also, the victim in this case survived, so there could be no death penalty anyway. Unfortunately, a child still can get a life sentence.

Huh. That second post by her seems pretty reasonable. Tragically sad that they lost a child - that by itself will typically doom a relationship.

Posted a story about Michael Jordan that I said happened to my aunt. It was actually an urban legend from the seventies. I got caught. :(

I KNEW it!

Vice City Stories is pretty fun. It is great going back to the city with a new story. Vic Vance (Lance's brother) is a fun character to play. The graphics aren't quite as good because it was a PSP game originally, but it's still a lot of fun.

Come on, how about Jeremy Renner's character in The Bourne Legacy? I thought he was a lot more interesting than Jason Bourne, and Renner much more believable as a badass secret agent than Matt Damon.

Vice City will always be my favorite. Everything just clicked - the setting, the music, the story, the characters, friggin Ray Liotta... that game just rocked so damn hard.

Pizza sucks. Most overrated food ever.

That old timey music has me all jazzed up! I feel like I'm in a speakeasy, chatting it up with the mick bartender, named Mickey, and some dame approaches and asks me to light her cigarette...

I procrastinate so much that I might be going blind.

I don't quite put Cussler in this category. He was more mainstream, and most of his books were actually best sellers.

The movie was pretty entertaining too, I thought (when I was 10).

I was a sucker for these books when I was a kid. I learned how sex worked from a WWII series called "McLean's Rangers" which I read in 4th grade. (Although I was under the impression for years that if you do it right, the girl will pass the fuck out from ecstasy.) Read a bunch of Vietnam series' after that. My…