I could watch Ilana's shocked, breathy, wide-eyed "TREY" line read from the cold open forever.

have you ever noticed that the left side of the road is relative?

abbi counts backwards for lincoln four and three and two and one one

It's We *Peacock* Comedy, you say the peacock

First of all, it's "champing" at the bit. Horses champ. And second of all, I'm not going to fight in bed with a woman I'm not even having sex with.

When i was maybe 16 my best friend came over to watch The Squid and The Whale with me and my Dad sat down to watch with us too. Still remember the abject horror on her face and the utterly uncomfortable let's-try-to-pretend-this-isn't-happening look on his faces as the younger son goes around smearing his jizz all…

how was tobey maguire not even nominated for spoils of babylon

Ok but then what about the photo album?

Kill Bill?

Not to mention the way Chuck Noblet and Steven Colbert both use calculators

Strangers with Candy was the king of running gags and recurring sight gags.
GodDAMNit so many good ones.
"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up."

Childrens Hospital's emphatic reminders that this hospital is in Brazil, which is where we are right now. Brazil. We did make it clear that we're in Brazil, right?

"Ahora con mas semen del toro!"

"like i said in my not-hit comedy Cruise Boat…"