They're working from a long list written by Hitler.

When someone says the word "everyone" any more don't we just assume they're only talking about Millennials? I don't see much thought given to any other age group.

Goony young guys often mature to look pretty good in middle age. Where handsome dudes usually become saggy caricatures of their former selves.

The one time I took one it was a Hyundai Accent with dangling truck nuts, a chainsawed sun roof and a 2400 watt concert hall soundsystem blasting "Riding Dirty" on endless loop.

The m-muh-muh-muh-MUMMY?

I could have used four more seasons of Californication though.

Torrent that shit bro.

I wouldn't chunge the chunnel.

Fat children have more health problems. The "cake" means they're happy to live to see another birthday.

I don't suppose anyone is going to think of asking the priestess who can raise dead to try and give it a shot on Rickon either…

Liar! Nobody wants Bon Jovi to have a nice day!