I've been to two dry weddings. I learned from the first and showed up to the second one drunk.

It better not be the Washington Kraut-Micks or I'll be offended.

I don't understand how it works but I've been afraid to ask.

Sadly my enthusiasm has somewhat died along with Jeff.

How's the hair?

I was just watching the trailer for this this morning, are you in my computer?

I think they were native americans banging in a wigwam. It was a long time ago.

The first porn I saw was on laserdisc, which was also the first time I saw a laserdisc player. I'm not sure what I found more exciting that day.

El-P - Accidents Don't Happen
Slayer - Mandatory Suicide (live)
A.F.I. - At A Glance
The Clash - Jimmy Jazz
Sonic Youth - Kissability

How about we meet at the prison in Huntsville halfway between Dallas and Houston?

Well you have more upvotes than he has likes, so assuming disqus upvotes and facebook likes have equal value, I'd say you've won.

Some dude on the facebook post kind of just stole your joke, unless that's you, but I don't think he has a dick for a nose. Or you stole it from the same place, I don't know.

Every fucking time I look at a clock and see it's 4:30, I have to ask whoever is near me "what time is it?" just as asked in the song. It's a weirdly specific OCD.

How I would have wrote this installment:

That's why I never went for a happy ending at a massage parlor.

Whoa, you're very provocative since the down votes went away.

MC Skat Cat wrote a song about this exact situation.

But palindromes rule. A better title:

I was just about to post "Didn't Interpol bang someone's girlfriend around here?" Every time I hear an Interpol song I think of that story.

I'm right there with you, other albums have higher highs, but as a whole Houses is head and shoulders above the rest.