I'm optimistic, if for nothing else than for a cameo of an elderly Sloth.

Cranstonicity.

Sonic Youth - Chappel Hill
Fugazi - Foreman's Dog
Jay Reatard - Man Of Steel
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Tick
Madball - Unity

It that is all, I'd say it's more of a Boobs Post and less of a Boobs Thread.

I'd like to think that Ted Nugent is obsessed with Prince.

Isn't this guy a dick or something?

This happened to me when they wrote about the passing of Jason Molina. Now I can't get enough of Songs: Ohia, and I wish I knew about him while he was still alive.

One in Vegas, run by Siegfried and Roy?

Nah, I think they mentioned a school in Salem once and…

It will be held in Montrose, maybe at Poison Girl or Hay Merchant. When, I have no idea.

Well I do love Company Flow, so I'm not ruling it out.

That's like my mother in law who "doesn't like water".

Get out of here with your facts and objectivity!

I think the closest we got was during that Avenged Sevenfold/Dillinger Escape Plan feud, when Dillinger was going to change their names to G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsef—-er Pennie [and] Leafeater Wilson.

I'd rather be pissed off that pissed on, nahmean?

OH IT'S A DRAMA ALRIGHT. A STRAIGHT UP TRAGEDY RIGHT THERE.

I wanted to name one of my hardcore bands The Tina Yothers Rockbox. My bandmates shut that down.

How about a nice antifreeze soup?

The greatest gif in the history of gifs. Sometimes I watch it for hours.

I wrote one up and it said it had to be approved by the AV Club and it was either deleted because it was too awesome, or because I had A.C. in the lineup and they didn't like bad words.