Please be cannibalism.

They're very simple. I fucking love Death.

I always liked Famous Grouse as a good budget scotch.

Have I told you my feelings on Death? Anyway:

The one and only Judy Blume book I ever read was Freckle Juice. I guess it was pretty OK, as I still kind of remember it from second grade.

It was the best city in the world, I think that ended 15 years or so ago. I miss the LES being dangerous, I miss Brooklyn having some personality, I hate the fucking sanitized bullshit it has become. I was born there, and lived there until I was 28, a part of me will always be there. I miss my friends and family, I…

I stopped for years, writing them off as too poppy. Then I realized, fuck it, they kind of ruled.

He did. I knew it couldn't last.

My teams are the Giants and the Texans, I gave up on football for this year the day the NHL season started.

Lagwagon - Messengers
Billy Bragg & Wilco - Another Man's Done Gone
Kvelertak - Ulvetid
H2O - Innocent Kids
Minutemen - D's Car Jam/Anxious Mo-Fo

That is ridiculous…ly awesome.

I am thankful that there's a dude in this world named Knowshon.

I did not vote for that.

I am thankful for my 4 game win streak in my fantasy league, bringing me back into playoff contention.

While that all sounds great, all I need in life is a bowl of mashed potatoes. And shelter, I guess.

718, she works in Hunts Point.

Your mother's phone number is 867-5309, if you know what I mean.

The Mars Volta - Miranda, That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore
Converge - Shingles
Fugazi - Oh
The Hives - Automatic Schmuck
The Velvet Underground - Venus In Furs

Tofurkey does not suck, and lasagna is a very Italian thing to do for Thanksgiving (at least all my Italian friends growing up always had one in addition to turkey).

My family is into down votes and hates pagination, so I think he's cool with us.