A) Wear a tux, stand around, take pictures, maybe show people to their seats if they're counting on you being an usher.

Red House Furniture may be my all time favorite.

My wife, being noticeably pregnant at this point, has us being Charles Manson and Sharon Tate.  Is that in poor taste?  I think it might be, but it was her idea so whatever.

Candy corn is nature's most perfect food, just beating out quinoa.   Fact.

The Mass Effect games are ridiculously overrated.

Thank god the Rangers are back so I can completely ignore the Giants and their 0-4 embarrassment.

Congrats!

Is it just a blown bulb?  Changing headlight bulbs are generally the easiest car thing to do yourself, just open the hood and get at it from behind.

Learning some Objective-C.  One of these days I'll write an iPhone app and become rich and then go hang out at Forbes.com instead.

Is now a good time to commit tax evasion?

It looks like your phone auto-corrected "awesome" to "awful".

Bad Religion - Generator
The Smiths - I Won't Share You
The Beatles - Come Together
Talib Kweli & Madlib - Time Is Right
Propagandhi - The Fucking Rich Fuck The Poor

R.I.P.  I still look at Snickers as a healthy snack due to the badass CIA dude Clark eating them for energy while waiting to kill the gang that killed his hooker girlfriend in Without Remorse.

Ugh, the episode where that dude was getting spooned—as in, was having a spoon shoved up his hiney (sp?).  I still cringe ten years later.

I believe she doesn't have much choice in the matter since she was deemed too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

Are you sure you haven't already?

I'm not a statistician, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of Americans will appear/have already appeared on The Price is Right.

I'd plan on watching it, but then probably get lost in GTA V and forget to turn it on.

Вин Дизель сделать меня странно возбужденным в штанах.

Somewhat off topic, this review has prompted me to go listen to Death Magnetic for the first time.  I had heard that it was the best thing they had done since Justice, but I have to say I'm not feeling it at all.  Are there any songs on here that hold a candle to classic era Metallica that I should skip to?  I'm going…