If I like this, does that mean I appreciate the reference, or would in fact like to suck your cock?  Because I don't want to lead you on.

Houston.  It was more a ramble about nobody in a barbershop wanting to talk about Brokeback Mountain.  I don't really even remember what the punchline was.  I was pretty underwhelmed with his entire set.

I saw Dave Chappelle over the weekend and he was making Brokeback Mountain jokes.  I guess if you've been gone for a while you're allowed to use all the old cultural material you've been saving up?

My love for you is ticking clock.

I feel like God would initially have the upper hand, but then the NWO or someone would distract the ref and get a steel chair over to Lemmy.

Me.  I also wish I could break a neck like Steven Segal, because I'd be snapping people's necks left and right today.

Ha!  Your friend is not a very sensitive friend.

Toxic Shock Syndrome?

Dammit, I got her confused with Amy Sedaris until I clicked the link.  Now I'm sad.

This seems like a good place to ask, does anyone know when season 5 will be hitting Netflix and/or Amazon Prime?

Our league just switched to PPR this year, so I think everyone (myself included) wasn't picking with PPR in mind.

I had the tenth pick in a twelve team PPR league, 15 rounds.  I only remember the order of the first few picks, after that I'll try to approximate:

Hmm, I wonder if this applies to pogo-sticking?  I sucked at that as a kid.

I love that song Rearviewmirror off of Vs., but it does have its share of filler.

Wikipedia says that album came out in 2009, I think it's a mistake.

Was that video for The Fixer six years ago already? Jesus.

Laquifa is a real (middle) name?  Huh.  I mean, my mom's nickname is Da Quifa, but that's different.

Who the hell you calling crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was
If Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch

I'm with Kyle, I'd sell a kidney to be able to see Minor Threat in 83.

Exactly.